What is your idea of perfect happiness? Eating dan dan noodles with my wife. What is your greatest fear? death, yo! Which historical figure do you most identify with? Whoever was, like, the 30th-best artist when da Vinci was painting. Which living person do you most admire? My wife (Borat voice). What is the trait you most deplore in yourself? My ability to stress myself out. What is the trait you most deplore in others? The ability to stress me out. What is your greatest extravagance? I pretty much always fly firstclass. What is your favorite journey? A psychedelic one. What do you consider the most overrated virtue? Manners. What do you dislike most about your appearance? Everything from below my mouth to my knees. Which words or phrases do you most overuse? “Does that make sense?” and “dope.” What is your greatest regret? That I’ve hurt people. What or who is the greatest love of your life? My wife, Lauren. When and where were you happiest? In bed this Saturday. Which talent would you most like to have? To sing. What is your current state of mind? I’m doing a bit too much at the moment. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? I’d be happier with less. If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be? I’d make them quieter. What do you consider your greatest achievement? I helped create a charity called Hilarity for Charity that provides in-home care for families struggling with dementia. And Sausage Party. If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be? Maybe one of those plastic things they put in electrical outlets so kids won’t stick things in them. If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be? A parrot! What is your most treasured possession? My art collection. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Impending doom that was ultimately avoidable. Where would you like to live? New Orleans. What is your favorite occupation? Director. What is your most marked characteristic? My laugh. What do you most value in your friends? Honesty and acceptance. Who is your favorite hero of fiction? Homer Simpson. Who are your heroes in real life? Michael J. Fox, my parents, my wife (no Borat voice this time). What is it that you most dislike? Parsley. How would you like to die? Old as a motherfucker. What is your motto? “Fair and equal are not the same.” I don’t really know what it means, but my dad would say it a lot.